Follow this guide word-for-word and you will win this amazing gift of a game sent from GabeN himself. ( please picture a drill seargent yelling this at you )

1.) SNORT COCAINE

2.) SMOKE CRYSTAL METH

3.) CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST

4.) JUMP OFF MOUNT EVEREST NAKED WHILE PETTING A LEMUR THAT HAS BEEN SHAVED.

5.) PRAY TO LORD GABEN

6.) POOP IN THE GARDEN

7.) PUNCH YOUR NEIGHBOR

8.) POOP IN YOUR NEIGHBORS GARDEN

9.) EAT YOUR NEIGHBOR

10.) BOOM! PREGNANT!!

Congrats, you've contracted AIDS. Enjoy :3