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The Story Behind the Mask: "Rocket Man's" Escape from North Korea

Tekijältä Over9000nukes

Avoiding cameras is his game, And his little rocket is his shame.

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Languages: englanti

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Päivitetty

30.3.2018 klo 13.37

1.4.2018 klo 17.05

9,558	Uniikkeja kävijöitä
116	Nykyiset suosikit

Opashakemisto

Yleiskuva

From Beta Cucklett

Training

To Alpha Male

Escape from North Korea

Time 2 get back at bulli

Lol

Double Barrel Death Ray

North Korean Alpha Male Society (aka, NKAMS)

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Kommentit

From Beta Cucklett

Kim Jong Un was Smol Boi
Like 3 ft Nothing smol
(I will not provide your communist units for you Eurotrash to understand, We here in the land of the free do not believe in your communist ways of ((((((""""Meters"""")))))) )
Had a little rocket
Always bullied by Mericans and South Koreans
Kim: "Pwease no bulli me Americos and South Koreem"
Americam and Soth Kooms: "LOL, ye rit kid"
Bullied for 543,366,342,743,321 Gorillion Years
Lil Kimmy's favorite catchphrase: "Y U Bulli Mi?"
Felt the need to get back at the world and Mankind in some way
Probably let out his anger on small animals in his back yard
All his friends were only his friend bcuz they thought he would shoot up the school one day
and worst of all, no gf.
Tempted to nuke someone, or even nuke himself.

Training

Wanted to learn how to kick A S S
Traveled around the world to learn the best kicking techniques
Kicks at a 120 degree angle
Doesn't even load his gun with bullets, as his foot is already a registered weapon.
Can kick your A s s so hard you will taste his shoe laces.
(I still dont get why they censor curse words on guides, lol, why is this stilll a thing xDdDDd if u readin this gabe plz change that, also I need a job so can u give me a job too? ty.

To Alpha Male

Used to hate himself
Turned to the ways of the Lord, Our Great Chanka, for guidance in life.
Started working out
Eating healthier
Took an interest in things other than video games, esspecially stupid tactical shooter games
Had a B I G Rocket now.
Liked and favorited all of Over9000Nuke's guides (Has nothing to do with "Nukes" being in my name, I also have no affiliation with the North Korean Government, Trump and Ubi plz dont arrest me for writing this guide)

Escape from North Korea

Too many people knew about Kimmy.
There was no way he could escape without being caught by bulli
Too many people to see his face.
Too many cameras to see his every move.
It was then that he found the mask.
Kimmy.... Became THE VIGIL.
Aka.... B I G - V I G
Vigil: "No one cared who i was until i put on the mask"
Bullys: "If I pull that off, will you die???"
Vigil: "It would be extremely painful"
Bullys: "Ur a B I G guy!"
Vigil: "4 U"

Probably happened something like this. (DRAMATIZATION)

Time 2 get back at bulli

Assasinates bullys at 453,352,642,272 per light year
If you dont understand that figure, ur probably just a doo-doo-dunderhead with an IQ of 2
Got back at all his bullies, using all over 9000 of his nuclear weapons.

Lol

Bullys laughed at him all the time
always "lol"ing at him whenever they got the chance.
Got so tired of it.
That he printed "LOL" unsidedown, to symbolize he's gonna kill u if u "LOL" at him.
DO NOT 'LOL' AT KIM JONG UN, OR YOU'RE NEXT ON HIS HIT LIST!!!!11!1!1!1one!111!1111

Double Barrel Death Ray

Invented one of the worst weapons in rainbow 6 just because he only needs his bare hands to kill someone.
But satisfying af when u 1 shot a Ash main with it, lol.
Also, why does this thing only down people sometimes? thats so annoying, esspecially when you down them and they crawl around a corner, thats REALLY annoying, you might as well just use his other weapons and aim for headshots tbqh.
Okay rant over.

North Korean Alpha Male Society (aka, NKAMS)

Injects Super Male vitality from Alex Jones' InfoWars
Women come from miles away, lured only by their virile scent.
is B I G
You can be B I G as the North Koreans if you comment "Please give me your Big Rocket Sir" in the comment section below.

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81 kommenttia

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Over9000nukes [tekijä] 17.12.2019 klo 21.12

Nein.

mech70 16.12.2019 klo 0.09

owo more pweeease daddy~

Kayne19 23.4.2019 klo 12.31

Pls give me your big rocket sir

Lute 7.5.2018 klo 11.24

Please give me your Big Rocket Sir

VoxPort 5.5.2018 klo 8.17

mowe of dis pwease

kwinterburn 7.4.2018 klo 11.14

L O R D Tachanka is building an army. This SMG tank and L O R D Tachanka are against memedog.
Copy and Paste this all over steam guides if you are with us.
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hamley 7.4.2018 klo 0.49

NuclearWinter 6.4.2018 klo 13.50

Hyuni_01 6.4.2018 klo 7.35

I'm lovin it

Yeah4578 6.4.2018 klo 4.44

Please give me your Big Rocket Sir

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