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YOU WILL BE BANNED IF YOU READ THIS GUIDE.

โดย Over9000nukes

A quik an "ez" (Meaning short for 'easy', dumbie) guide on how to get banned.

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LAST WARNING: TURN BACK NOW OR BE BANNED!

Getting Bammed

Meet Ubi's Bigot A S S kicking moderation team!1!!1!!

Team Killing (=

How to get unbamed

Also, if I get banned for writing this guide...

Check out my other guides:

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LAST WARNING: TURN BACK NOW OR BE BANNED!

You just recieved the BAN CURSE!!11!111!11!!!one!111!1111!!elevenhundredelevendyone!1!1!!1

The Only way to reverse this curse is my liking and favoriting this guide in 0.008325875093752109seconds!!!11!1111!11!

IM TELLING YOU, THIS IS THE ONLY POSSIBLE CURE!1!!!111!11!.... Okay good, ur safe now.

Getting Bammed

U: "Ubi, ur mum Big Gay"
Ubi: BAN
U: "Ubi ur mum B I G gay"
Ubi: BAN
Dont misspell "Chicken Nugget"
U: "Chicken Nigget"
Or
U: "Chicken Nugger"
BAN
(seriously, "I" is right next to "U", and "T" is right next to "R", now imagine if you accidentally tap the wrong key, and some Sjw Ubi moderator comes along and sees that and slams a bam on you, wat u gonna do?)
SERIOUSLY UBI IT'S NOT MY FAULT, I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE, UNBAN ME PLEZ!!!!!!!!!1!111 I MEANT TO CALL THAT GUY A "NUGGET" NOT A ******!11!1!1

Meet Ubi's Bigot A S S kicking moderation team!1!!1!!

(Why does steam block the word ass ? I can only say it with spaces, look, watch, ass... and now with spaces, watch: ... A S S ... SEE? thats ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, oh im sorry, B U L L S H I T.
Kicks bigot A S S at 3898279582 gorillion BAKPS (Bigot A S S kicks per second)
Do not assume their gender, race, sex, sexual orientation, weight, identity, name, or hair color at any point.
Favorite catchphrase: "You're a cishet white male"
Known for having ban speeds of up to (and not limited to) 20 BPS (Bans per second)
Watch out, bigots!
Screams in horror at the Bible or the meer mention of our lord and savior, 'Chanka, but praises Mao Zedong, Karl Marx, John Lennin, Stalin, and others of their ilk.
Hates their parents.
Can't tell if it's black tar heroine between their teeth, or a rotton tooth that just hasn't been pulled.
Quikest way to get a ban is to say something political that doesn't go in line with the language police's thinking.
Feeling scared yet? I know i already need a diapie change just lookin at these intimidating beasts.

Team Killing (=

Yes, my dear reader, as fun as it is to team kill...
...you can't do it anymore...
Well you can still get away with only 1 every game now HehexdDddD
Or even better, you can get a few of your friends, and take turns killing someone so you dont get banned!
I'm a genious, I know, flatter me later.
Or even better 'like' an 'favorite' this guide so your friends see what guides you're into.
And tell me if this guide helped you team kill too in the comments.
Did you jsut call me a sell-out, reader? Shame on you!
Damn, Im getting the "How to Teamkill" guide done with the "Get banned" guide at the same time, two birds with one stone!

How to get unbamed

Say ur sorry for saying n word
U: "Plz ubi, me didn't mean to say en werd"
Ubi: "Y U SAY N WORD???!?!??!"
U: "I got black friends, and we say it all the time, plz no bam"
Ubi: "Lol ♥♥♥♥ nibba u just had to say so"
Say sorry for calling ubi's mom big gay
U: "Ubi, ur mum nice lady, she not big gay"
Ubi:"Lol, xdD she is gay tho! I have two moms!"
U:"That must suck--Uh-Uhm--I mean That's rely nice and I hope they hav lots of lady-on-lady action together."
Ubi: "Ty"
B I G Mont wold be proud of your work u've don tday, reader, good job.

Also, if I get banned for writing this guide...

Thank you for sticking around for so long, reader, it's been a fun and wild ride... =)

Nah, jk, ur a fkn idiot for reading these guides, and I probably deserve to be banned for writing these anyway, lolxDd.

Check out my other guides:

Pt 8:
http://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1339087994

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DoobyDoo 26 ธ.ค. 2018 @ 11: 50pm

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KilotonKilling 3 ส.ค. 2018 @ 11: 37pm

MonkeyMan 25 ก.ค. 2018 @ 4: 52am

What if we use Nibana?

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KilotonKilling 31 มี.ค. 2018 @ 9: 25am

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Barack Obama 21 มี.ค. 2018 @ 7: 58am

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syra 19 มี.ค. 2018 @ 12: 47am

v kys

CobraTrapz 18 มี.ค. 2018 @ 10: 25pm

Not even funny anymore mate.

Zinc 18 มี.ค. 2018 @ 10: 01pm

you aren't funny

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