톰 클랜시의 레인보우식스 시즈 X

톰 클랜시의 레인보우식스 시즈 X

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YOU WILL BE BANNED IF YOU READ THIS GUIDE.
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A quik an "ez" (Meaning short for 'easy', dumbie) guide on how to get banned.
   
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LAST WARNING: TURN BACK NOW OR BE BANNED!

You just recieved the BAN CURSE!!11!111!11!!!one!111!1111!!elevenhundredelevendyone!1!1!!1

The Only way to reverse this curse is my liking and favoriting this guide in 0.008325875093752109seconds!!!11!1111!11!

IM TELLING YOU, THIS IS THE ONLY POSSIBLE CURE!1!!!111!11!.... Okay good, ur safe now.
Getting Bammed
  • U: "Ubi, ur mum Big Gay"
  • Ubi: BAN
  • U: "Ubi ur mum B I G gay"
  • Ubi: BAN
  • Dont misspell "Chicken Nugget"
  • U: "Chicken Nigget"
  • Or
  • U: "Chicken Nugger"
  • BAN
  • (seriously, "I" is right next to "U", and "T" is right next to "R", now imagine if you accidentally tap the wrong key, and some Sjw Ubi moderator comes along and sees that and slams a bam on you, wat u gonna do?)
  • SERIOUSLY UBI IT'S NOT MY FAULT, I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE, UNBAN ME PLEZ!!!!!!!!!1!111 I MEANT TO CALL THAT GUY A "NUGGET" NOT A ******!11!1!1
Meet Ubi's Bigot A S S kicking moderation team!1!!1!!
  • (Why does steam block the word ass ? I can only say it with spaces, look, watch, ass... and now with spaces, watch: ... A S S ... SEE? thats ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, oh im sorry, B U L L S H I T.
  • Kicks bigot A S S at 3898279582 gorillion BAKPS (Bigot A S S kicks per second)
  • Do not assume their gender, race, sex, sexual orientation, weight, identity, name, or hair color at any point.
  • Favorite catchphrase: "You're a cishet white male"
  • Known for having ban speeds of up to (and not limited to) 20 BPS (Bans per second)
  • Watch out, bigots!
  • Screams in horror at the Bible or the meer mention of our lord and savior, 'Chanka, but praises Mao Zedong, Karl Marx, John Lennin, Stalin, and others of their ilk.
  • Hates their parents.
  • Can't tell if it's black tar heroine between their teeth, or a rotton tooth that just hasn't been pulled.
  • Quikest way to get a ban is to say something political that doesn't go in line with the language police's thinking.
  • Feeling scared yet? I know i already need a diapie change just lookin at these intimidating beasts.
Team Killing (=

  • Yes, my dear reader, as fun as it is to team kill...
  • ...you can't do it anymore...
  • Well you can still get away with only 1 every game now HehexdDddD
  • Or even better, you can get a few of your friends, and take turns killing someone so you dont get banned!
  • I'm a genious, I know, flatter me later.
  • Or even better 'like' an 'favorite' this guide so your friends see what guides you're into.
  • And tell me if this guide helped you team kill too in the comments.
  • Did you jsut call me a sell-out, reader? Shame on you!
  • Damn, Im getting the "How to Teamkill" guide done with the "Get banned" guide at the same time, two birds with one stone!
How to get unbamed
  • Say ur sorry for saying n word
  • U: "Plz ubi, me didn't mean to say en werd"
  • Ubi: "Y U SAY N WORD???!?!??!"
  • U: "I got black friends, and we say it all the time, plz no bam"
  • Ubi: "Lol ♥♥♥♥ nibba u just had to say so"
  • Say sorry for calling ubi's mom big gay
  • U: "Ubi, ur mum nice lady, she not big gay"
  • Ubi:"Lol, xdD she is gay tho! I have two moms!"
  • U:"That must suck--Uh-Uhm--I mean That's rely nice and I hope they hav lots of lady-on-lady action together."
  • Ubi: "Ty"
  • B I G Mont wold be proud of your work u've don tday, reader, good job.
Also, if I get banned for writing this guide...
Thank you for sticking around for so long, reader, it's been a fun and wild ride... =)

Nah, jk, ur a fkn idiot for reading these guides, and I probably deserve to be banned for writing these anyway, lolxDd.
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DoobyDoo 2018년 12월 26일 오후 11시 50분 
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KilotonKilling 2018년 8월 3일 오후 11시 37분 
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MonkeyMan 2018년 7월 25일 오전 4시 52분 
What if we use Nibana?
✪ Gib Uprank jetzt dihkah 2018년 7월 18일 오전 3시 08분 
L O R D Tachanka is building an army. This SMG tank and L O R D Tachanka are against memedog.
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hahajahaxajhha 2018년 4월 3일 오전 9시 07분 
L O R D Tachanka is building an army. This SMG tank and L O R D Tachanka are against memedog.
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KilotonKilling 2018년 3월 31일 오전 9시 25분 
Big Mont is building an army. This SMG tank and L O R D Tachanka are against memedog.
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Barack Obama 2018년 3월 21일 오전 7시 58분 
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syra 2018년 3월 19일 오전 12시 47분 
v kys
CobraTrapz 2018년 3월 18일 오후 10시 25분 
Not even funny anymore mate.
Zinc 2018년 3월 18일 오후 10시 01분 
you aren't funny