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How to Smoke Weed.

作者： Over9000nukes

Now I know what you're wondering, what's in the blunt? I could tell ya, but then I'd have to smoke it; Another quality guide from your pal Over9000nukes.

DANGEROUS!: KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN!!!!1!!11!1!1oneo!!oneee!!!!1!1111

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Over9000nukes
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Languages: 英語

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2018年2月23日 4時47分

2018年3月23日 0時11分

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ガイド目次

概要

Guide Theme

Pt 1: Find ur Weed Man.

Pt 2: Acquire weeds.

Pt 3: Inhale

So, 'Nukes, what's in the Blunt?

They call him bandit for a reason.

WARNING!: WILL ATTRACT TOXIC BABES

Make sure to read my other guides too

Guide Theme

Pt 1: Find ur Weed Man.

Ever wonder what was under that mask?
Now you know.
A Fukn' stoner.
Probably sits around smoking dope, masterbating, and eating cheetos all day.
Covered in weed smoke and cheeto dust.
Deep in te weed jungle.
te spooki spooki jungle
Habn't showered in weeks, so you'll smell him when you're close.
1 inhale in the weed jungle = high for 8,947,385,392 weedyears (almost like lightyears, centries, or years, but for weeds)
Only there will you find ur weedman.
# 1 rule: NEVER INHALE
# 2 rule: IF U = KID, DONT INHAL EVER
#3 rule: INJECT WEED = OVERDOSE, DONT INJECT WEED
#4 rule: IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY INJEK WEED, COMENT BELOW AND FAVORIT SO I CAN CALL AN AMBALAM 2 HELP U.
Weedman: "WAT U DO IN MY WEED JUNGLE??????"
U: "Pwease no hurt, weedman, i need weed pwease."
Weeedman:"lol rofl lmao xddDd el ow el , el em ay oh, smh, why don'ted u jus ask???/???/?"
U: "Ayy lmao"

Pt 2: Acquire weeds.

Hold out hand
U: "gibs me dat weed, weedman."
Weedman: "Kk, but watch out for weed monsters!!!!!11"
Weed mayn will drop u ur ganja.
DO NOT SMOKE YET.
R U N out of ganja jungle.
F A S T.
Angry weed monsters will try and kill u!1!!1!!!!1!1!11!11onee!!!11!!!11!!!1!
Like normal monsters, but weed instead.
Sample Text.

Pt 3: Inhale

Check if mommy is home.
No, check again.
Call for her
What?
Yeah call for her, see if she responds.
"Mommy u home?"
...
...
Silence
U sure you check everywhere?
Even the cabinets?
...
Good, we need that biznatch gone.
Grab gas mask
Put weed cigerettes in masc
This is your last chance to go back, exhale here or forever rest in pieces.
Mix with fuel, metal oxide, and metal powder, and BURN it at 2000 degrees celcius.
INHALE AT MOCK SPEED
High af.

And this is what you'll feel like.

So, 'Nukes, what's in the Blunt?

<--- Sample Pictures

If I tell you, I'll have to smoke it, I already told you, remember at the beginning of the guide?
....
....
Alright I'll tell the secret.
Cheeto Weed.
We mix our weed in cheeto dust, u happy?
....
Nah, you can smoke it, Im a Smoke main so i had enuff today, plus im gettin kinda hungry.
Now you know why Smoke's smoke is that yellowy orange Trump color.

They call him bandit for a reason.

Bandit likes drugs
He used to do drugs
He used to deal drugs
He used to be on drugs
He uses drugs
He still sells drugs
He is on drugs
He wants drugs
He wants ur drugs
And he was so good at it
It got him more drugs.
HE WILL TRY TO STEAL UR DRUGS, AND HE WILL, UNLESS YOU COMMENT "BANDIT NO SWIPING" 3 TIMES!!!1one1!11!11onethousandonehundredeleventyone!11!1!11

WARNING!: WILL ATTRACT TOXIC BABES

Babes are toxic
Like, unironically ela/ash mains toxic.
Toxic beauties.
Not just any toxic beauties.
But so toxic that they are pronounced toxic 'byotehs'
Watch out for this nest of impurities, they will do ANYTHING to steal ur weed collection.
Will probably lie and call you a B I G guy just to make your pee-pee hard.
S A M P L E T E X T E R I N O
Will probably even smash just to get your child support $$$, and use it to buy weed off you.
IF YOU READ THIS, YOU WILL GET SMASH TONIGHT BY A TOXIC BABE!!!1!!11 DO NOT LET THEM FOOL YOU! TO REVERSE THIS CURSE, YOU MUST UPVOTE THIS GUIDE, IT'S THE ONLY POSSIBLE WAY TO REVERSING SUCH A CURSE, TRUST ME, IM NOT DOING THIS FOR MY OWN GAIN, BUT IM TELLING YOU THE TRUTH, PLEASE SAVE YOURSELF!!!!!!!11!!!
Make sure you have your THOT patrol running smoothly in ur community before smokin' it up.

Make sure to read my other guides too

Pt5:
http://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1317600169

125 件のコメント

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Volibear 2021年4月27日 10時44分

now i know why bandit likes doritos

CoolDude 2018年9月21日 23時35分

I gave you a astrailian upvote

Daniel The Spy 2018年6月29日 16時18分

BANDIT NO SWIPING BANDIT NO SWIPING BANDIT NO SWIPING

Valor 2018年4月9日 11時03分

BANDIT NO SWIPING BANDIT NO SWIPING BANDIT NO SWIPING

Larry 2018年4月1日 17時29分

bandit please don't steal my weed

Echidnah 2018年3月27日 18時26分

"BANDIT NO SWIPING" 3 TIMES!!!1one1!11!11onethousandonehundredeleventyone!11!1!11
"BANDIT NO SWIPING" 3 TIMES!!!1one1!11!11onethousandonehundredeleventyone!11!1!11
"BANDIT NO SWIPING" 3 TIMES!!!1one1!11!11onethousandonehundredeleventyone!11!1!11

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hewa 2018年3月14日 20時55分

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wizard 2018年3月14日 20時55分

B A N D I T N O S W I P E B A N D I T N O S W I P E B A N D I T N O S W I P E

Hyena boiling in a pot of green 2018年3月14日 19時24分

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