Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege

Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege

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How To Be Toxic
By xtimes
This guide will teach you all you need to know about Spawn-killing, Team-killing, Blaming others and overall being annoying to your team.
   
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The Key to Toxicity
To be "Subtlely" Toxic you must perform a series of actions that are indeed toxic, but not too serious.
Here is a step by step guide on how to anger your team, and achieve divinity through Toxicity.

1. First up, Pick Jager on Defence and pick Ash on attack, if anyone says ANYTHING to you about your choice of operator or level, Team Kill them, but make it subtle. - To do this, camoflauge it with another kill, either by your team or the other team. If anyone asks why, make an excuse, like - "He tried to shoot me!" or "It was an accident".

2. Ultimately, you are trying to not get kicked from the game. People in Casual will almost always kick someone on their team for being toxic, because they have nothing to lose. There is a simple solution, play Ranked. Also do not TK every round, or you will be kicked.

3. On Defense, Spawn Peek the enemy, if you get a kill, type the following words into Game Chat, "GG EZ". If you get counter peeked, blame your team.

4. Randomely critiscise the placement of every gadget placed by every person on your team.

5. Whenever you die, it is crucial to call out the enemy for hacking, as you are more skilled than them, and the only person who ever could of killed you, is a hacker.

6. If you lose the round, complain about your stupid team, and how you were carrying them. Make sure you also call out your team in game chat so that the team doesn't think you're bad. "Omg noob team lol". Credit goes to AHappyGoat

7. Play Tachanka if you're getting bored of Jager, But never leave Ash.

8. Remember, if there is only one person alive on your team, it is crucial you give him the knowledge he needs to take down the enemy. You can do this by shouting these following words when needed - "GO RIGHT", "GO LEFT" and "PLANT PLANT". This will help in any 1v5. And remember, if he ends up dying instead of clutching, yell at him, then Team-Kill him next round. Credit goes to: Liberation

9. Dropshot the enemy team, if you want to go hardcore with this, pick ela for one round and one round only. To play ela you must also sacrifice one of your team mates. Credit:
=Commander=_Flamexi_ And Entskar.

If you followed all these steps correctly, you should have annoyed your team so much that they will threaten to expose you on some form of Media.

116 Comments
Noodl3 5 Mar, 2018 @ 7:21pm 
Reported and deported
xtimes  [author] 4 Mar, 2018 @ 9:54pm 
Reported
YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE 27 Feb, 2018 @ 11:28pm 
Someone let me die to Kapkan trap and then I started shit tlaking them for trolling me so they destroyed my bandit batteries, then I shot the motherfucker in the head and Ela came to kill me but we both got sprayed down by a thactcher
Shrood 27 Feb, 2018 @ 10:16pm 
New_Leaf also used this guide blaming his temmate for everyone
Shrood 27 Feb, 2018 @ 9:47pm 
I feel like my teammate salty_tachanka used this guide
spaz 27 Feb, 2018 @ 8:51pm 
I will use this..... But i will fuze the hostage
Satou Cockzuma 27 Feb, 2018 @ 7:41pm 
play caveira on defense use luison on 4 teammates EZ no kill but they're knocked
traderbigboss(rich) 27 Feb, 2018 @ 7:29pm 
dont forget to shoot at your teammates legs, dont kill more than 1 or youll get autokicked.
traderbigboss(rich) 27 Feb, 2018 @ 7:20pm 
Anounce that you're going to teamkill before the match begins, pick montagne, profit:
i. Go in Casual
ii. Pick montagne as fast as possible
iii. Say in chat: "Im going to teamkill the 4 of you." Then say "Sorry."
iv. Hide behind your shield and try to survive. You can use flashbangs it helps
Stance 27 Feb, 2018 @ 6:04pm 
Dropshot is toxic? Learn to aim