Howdy, I'm Jake! I do things. I don't really have a lot of time to play games, so don't mind the relatively low play time. I like to collect tech that interests me... please don't get me started on that unless you're really interested in the random garbage I've owned. Oh yeah, I also like Lucario, so there's that.
Here you can find my better half and here you can view my TF2 backpack. [backpack.tf] It's not very valuable. I really don't mind if you add me, just comment below if you do.

Consoles owned:
Horribly yellowed SNES
Sega Genesis Model 2 and Sega CD Model 2
PlayStation (SCPH-9001)
PlayStation 2 (SCPH-39001, MechaPwned SCPH-50001 and SCPH-77001 with a dead laser)
GameCube (Purple and Platinum DOL-001)
Xbox (Console from late 2002 and rev. 1.6b from late 2004)
Xbox 360 (20GB Pro, 60GB Japanese Pro, 4GB S matte black and 250GB S gloss black)
PlayStation 3 (CECHA01 in need of a new disc drive, CECHL01 in need of some help and a CECH-3001A with a dead HDMI port)
Wii
PlayStation TV
Xbox One S
Xbox One X
Xbox Series S
Xbox Series X
PlayStation 5
Steam Deck (256GB)

Consoles I want to own:
Sega Saturn (preferably a Japanese Victor V-Saturn)
Sega Dreamcast
Wii U

Primary desktop specs (out of commission):
CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 5700X3D
GPU: ASRock Phantom Gaming OC Radeon RX 7900 XT 20GB GDDR6
RAM: 4x16GB G.Skill DDR4 at 3200MHz
Motherboard: ASUS TUF Gaming X570-Plus Wi-Fi
OS: Fedora 42 KDE Plasma (thanks Microsoft!)
CPU Cooler: be quiet! Dark Rock Pro 4
PSU: MSI MAG A1000 PCIE5
Storage: SK Hynix Platinum P41 2TB PCIe 4.0 NVMe SSD and Western Digital Blue 4TB 5400rpm SATA HDD
Keyboard: Keychron K10 Pro
Mouse: Corsair Sabre
Monitor: Huawei Mateview 28" 3840x2560 3:2 60Hz

Secondary desktop specs (the main gaming rig):
CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 8500G
Integrated GPU: AMD Radeon 740M
RAM: 2x16GB Team Group T-Create DDR5 at 6000MHz
Motherboard: ASRock B650M PG Lightning
OS: Windows 11 Enterprise
PSU: Corsair CX650M
Storage: Western Digital SN770 2TB PCIe 4.0 NVMe SSD and Seagate Barracuda 8TB 5400rpm SATA HDD

Primary laptop specs:
Laptop model: HP Victus 15-fb2063dx
CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7535HS
Integrated GPU: AMD Radeon 660M
Dedicated GPU: AMD Radeon RX 6550M 4GB GDDR6
RAM: 2x16GB DDR5 at 4800MHz
OS: Windows 11 IoT Enterprise
Storage: SK Hynix Platinum P41 2TB PCIe 4.0 NVMe SSD

Secondary laptop specs:
Laptop model: Lenovo LOQ 15IAX9I
CPU: Intel Core i5-12450HX
Integrated GPU: Intel UHD Graphics 16EU
Dedicated GPU: Intel Arc A530M 4GB GDDR6
RAM: 2x16GB DDR5 at 4800MHz
OS: Windows 11