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This just in: Gabe Newell injured after an attempted suicide. Preliminary reports suggest that local gamer Paul Goodman is the cause for Newell's mental instability. Goodman has been advocating for the rise of TF2, going as far as playing the game in 2024 and raising the player count by 3. Officials are perplexed as video clips show Newell crying and shaking as he jumped off the rooftop of Valve's HQ. Luckily, the fall only caused a sprained ankle, since the building only has one floor and Gabe being an absolute unit. "I won't stop until they add 2 more furry hats for Scout", Goodman stated after we reached out to him. No charges have been filed yet; but we can expect one in 2032 based on Valve Time. A sensational story in times where games are dying left and right, one man fights against the system to break the cycle. What's next for Mr. Goodman?
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