sMEXY
Peter   Eindhoven, Noord-Brabant, Netherlands
 
 
♥♥♥♥ I say:

"Look mom! I did it!!"
"Prepare your butts, because I am the guy, the real guy."
"Big money, big women, big fun."
"This is pretty gay guys. Prettyyy gay."
"It's gonna be good. Good... good 'n' gay."
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥."
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥."
"Anyone? No? Just me? Maybe my dad."
"I got these jokers."
"Let's ice these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥."
"I was very very drunk."
"I can be female."
"And that's why they call me ... Smexy."
"This is going to be astronomically ♥♥♥♥"
"I told you, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ told you!"
"It's a royal rumble out here!"
"A www, ♥♥♥♥. This is gonna be fantastic."
"Sure I'll adopt your ass, no problem!"
"What's this guy's beef?"
"The chemicals from the friction from our butts made a baby."
"Chopping wood is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. Most of the time you start by threatening them with a chainsaw."
"Peace on Earth ya big ♥♥♥♥♥!"
"Maybe this'll work."
"Well, that didn't work."
"God, I'm gonna need a nap after this."
Currently Offline
RG 19 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am 
RIP
Exige 29 Apr, 2020 @ 3:45pm 
RIP
Chasin' 21 Sep, 2017 @ 4:54am 
Hey Peter,

Wat leuk dat jij nu ook steam hebt, nu kunnen we elkaar berichtjes schrijven, doe de groeten aan Sjaar en de kids. We moeten weer eens lunchen. Wist je nog die kippige bol? hihi.

Gr. Dennis
Kiro 24 Dec, 2016 @ 3:09pm 
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[S.T.A.R.S.]BLEH 19 Dec, 2016 @ 10:47am 
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ℳerry ℭhristmas & A ℋappy New Year 2017
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44 Colt 18 Dec, 2016 @ 3:54am 
< ̄`ヽ、      / ̄>
 ゝ、  \ /⌒ヽ,ノ  /´
   ゝ、 `( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) /
     >     ,ノ
im a bat. merry christmas.