Playtime past 2 weeks:
0h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
24 of 24 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 6:15pm

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2015 @ 10:47am

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2015 @ 10:52am

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2015 @ 10:01am

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2015 @ 10:45am

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2015 @ 10:04am

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 12:11pm

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2015 @ 10:12am

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 12:08pm

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2015 @ 10:10am

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2015 @ 10:15am

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2015 @ 10:14am

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2015 @ 10:18am

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 6:17pm

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2015 @ 10:29am

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 6:56pm

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 6:59pm

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2015 @ 10:48am

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2015 @ 5:54am

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2015 @ 11:01am

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2015 @ 9:44am

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2015 @ 9:50am

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2015 @ 10:48am

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 6:17pm