Recent reviews by serky

If this game would be a women, she would be pretty, intelligent and fun but suffer a lack of mammary gland and gluteus maximus! I'm not complaining, I enjoyed the time we spent together BUT Slay the Spire is one hell of a slut!

7/10, Fun game that could be so much more!

Tower defence + Grinding festival!

It's a fair Free to Play game... I mean, these kinds of games are most often creations of evil made to suck you dry and not in a good way! Prime Defender is more like: Here's our game, have fun, but wait right there little Timmy! Maybe you'd be interested in this or that... No!? Fine, I'll ask you later, after you lost and feel like ♥♥♥♥ and might be more open to s*** my d***.

So yeah, I did...

If you never played darksouls and enjoy BDSM /or BBC, I highly recommend the remastered version!

But if you already own the prepare to die edition and are into BBW /or SJW, I just cannot recommend it, as I got refunded because the game would randomly slow down everty 30 to 90 seconds...

This is madness!
Madness...? THIS! IS! SPARTA!

That was a fun meme, unlike not supporting monitor over 60hz!!!

I love this game. The portal theme is great, It's relaxing and fun to play.

HOWEVER! Why does every single puzzle games acts as if your mental developement is the one of a 3 years old? It takes so much time before they stop holding your hand. I always thought, puzzle games are to challenge yourself, not to teach common way of thinking.

Let say, I'm serving your very first bowl of soup, with a knife, a fork and a spoon; How many steps does it take for you to stop stabbing yourself with the knife? Next, you learn that a fork is good to pick the solide stuff and FINALLY you understand how to hold liquid with a spoon.

In the end, I don't need none of that when all I'm gonna do is trash the soup and steal my bro's cake with bare hands...

So yeah, awesome game, just long to get to the good stuff!

I played lots of violent games, a few with nudity/sex but this is the first time I play one with incest and pedophilia! So, one less thing on my bucket list!

In massive chalice you are some kind of immortal king that leads a world through centuries etc. So, you get to match people in order for them to make babies. The true fun begins when you realise that the best fertility match you found among your incested mentaly defective folks is a 56yo men with a 9yo girl...

Once that happens, screw everything else. Who cares about some tactical turn-based fighting etc. The game is over. Let's be real, if you were some kind of god, what would you prefere doing, leading your folks to victory in battle over the darkside or mess around with their sexuality like the biggest perv ever... ♥♥♥♥ YOUR MOTHER NOW! but let your son finish... just join them... ;o~

5.5/10, Great ideas but not that fun.

Madmax's universe is basicly a world with sand, lots of petrol and dog food rainbows. If IRL we would use as much petrol per person as in madmax, we'd run out after two weeks. People are just like ♥♥♥♥ IT, if we don't use all our ressources now we could have some tomorow!!

Pro:
-Big cars, vroom vroom.
-You got your own hunchback!
-Gameplay is FUN! It's so cool to speed around destroying ♥♥♥♥ wiht a harpoon!
-First time, I got impatient to kill a final boss. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that piece of ♥♥♥♥ in the ass, got ♥♥♥♥ all over but it was worth it.
-Vroooom.

Con:
-Stering is on the right side of the cars... I know, there's no society in madmax but it's not a reason to live like animals!
-The game's content is kinda shallow.
-Nobody's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

9/10, meh... 't was just awesome.

In team fortress, the main goal is to kill someone in the other team, so he is forced to watch your new hat for 3 good seconds.

Pro: - After showing your new hats for a while, if you have the chance to die, a panel might pop up and tells you that you found a hat or other things that are no hats.
- You can trade hats! (LIke, there is one hat you has but don't want, maybe someone wants that hat and has one you want).

Con: - You have to play that team based mod while not trading/crafting hats.
- Paints doesn't apear on system running on DX8.
- Other peoples always seems to have more hats than you.

10/10 If you are into shoes, try a RPG like DragonAge but if you are into hats... Kapow!